August 2012
- mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
- me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
July 2012
If each boy of One Direction was a GPS..
- Harry: Erm, basically you...uh..drive...for like....1 mile...then..you erm..you..missed..the..turn...Re..calculat...ing.
- Louis: Listen bitch, you drive for 5 miles and you turn right. If you miss is that is your own problem not mine.
- Zayn: Aha enjoy the car ride that is life..turn left at the next intersection.
- Niall: Turn right into the McDonald's drive thru you cunt.I want a sandwhich!
- Liam: Turn left after driving for 3 miles! Oh no, I am sorry! That was really bossy of me! I am sorry please forgive me. Oh my gosh! I am so sorry. I am going to hell. Oh no I just said hell! Oh my gosh!I am so sorry god. Please forgive me.
